Monday, July 11, 2011

To the rescue

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I'm really impressed that I've actually been keeping up with a weekly post. I decided to start updating my blog on Monday instead of Thursdays. There's so much I think about writing on Friday and Saturday evening but forget during the week so hopefully I'll have more interesting things to say about Connecticut Strippers, Foxwoods Strippers and Mohegan Sun Strippers. This weekend we were able to rescue some guys bachelor party because his brother decided to hire strippers from his local strip club (some strip club in Tolland, Connecticut). I got the call from these guys on Tuesday about the bachelor party; however, they wanted to know if we had availability for Saturday, just in case. The best man of the groom informed me that he had already given a deposit to some strippers but wasn't sure if they were going to come through for him. The most interesting thing about this was that, not many years ago, we sent our Connecticut Strippers to not only his bachelor party, but also two of his brothers! So I asked him why he didn't call us this time around, but he mentioned having the inside connection with one of the girls who promised to deliver along with 3 of her friends. Well, strippers are going to be strippers, so you can guess what happened on Saturday. That's right, this guy calls asking for girls to save his brother's bachelor party. Fortunately, the show was at the MGM Grand, so our Foxwoods Strippers were able to fit them into our schedule, because they were planning for a late night show. Our strippers were able to make a memorable evening they'll never forget from what was almost a disaster. (While writing this, I thought about the rapper D-Nice. His 2nd album was called "To Tha Rescue". I really liked a song he had called "Time to Flow" with Treach from Naughty by Nature. Ahh, good times)
Earlier, I wrote strippers will be strippers, and it's true, some strippers are just unreliable ... about everything (and the hotter are even more unreliable). The situation above is so common but it is avoidable. If you're planning on hiring strippers for your event, it's best to book your party with the professionals. You know that the strippers are the crown jewel of the bachelor party. If the strippers don't arrive, not only will everyone will be disappointed, everyone will personally blame you for the rest of your entire life for ruining the bachelor party. If not for your friend's last night, think of your reputation (and possibly your safety), and don't risk planning your event by going with your buddy who know strippers, or meeting with strippers at the club. I was able to come through for these guys, but on a hot saturday night, I might not have girls available to arrive at your hall/american legion in time. (girls do bail on me too, but I'm fortunate to have a team of hot, sexy, and wild dancers available to cover)

Alright, that's it, I'm off to call my pre-booked parties for this weekend.

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