Mohegan Sun Strippers: No Room, too big or too small for our strippers

I'm at Mohegan Sun tonight, techinically its the 4th of July, but we're considering this still Tuesday, July 3rd. Anyway, while the strippers are doing their private dances, it gave me an opportunity to write on my blog (to continue our dominance on certain keywords). We're here tonight with 6 guys in one of the modest rooms at Mohegan Sun. They were concerned about there not being enough room to be able to have strippers entertain. I told these dudes "we've been in every room at that casino, with way more dudes, and these are party strippers, we can dance anywhere". For your concern, there's no room at Mohegan Sun.

You're Busted! (Strippers as Sexy Cops for Birthday Parties)

I used a cliched title for an article about a cliched ideal ... stripper dressed as a police officer. Ideally, the stripper dressed up as law enforcement, arrives at the party looking for the guest of honor, places them under arrest, and then begins to strip naked! I just got off the phone with a lady in West Haven, Connecticut who wanted the ideal for her boyfriend's upcoming surprise party.